June 2012
I hate it when people take pictures of their face
and then put the comment as “ignore my face”. Bitch, how the fuck are we supposed to ignore your face if it’s the only thing in the damn picture.
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
Playing Never Have I Ever with my team
whatshouldvbcallme:
We’re all just like:
thepizzaqueen:
bout to punch my brother in the taint cause he ate my fuckin lunchable
May 2012
When someone tells me the party starts at nine
whatshouldwecallme:
When someone tries to explain why they need my...
whatshouldwecallme:
TON!C: My zombie survival idea.. →
tonic626:
Say a zombie apocalypse does occur…
i have an idea that might give us an advantage if we did it everywhere…
but someones gotta dig a damn hole…unless you know where there’s one already.
Anyways…
I think we should grab all the cow brains and recently killed animals, roadkill, meat from the…
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when...
ilikecatsbutnotobsessively:
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
mom: what are you doing on the computer
me: nothing
*14738473423 tabs open*
