Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this: ”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
When you use your phone in the middle of the night
Have your daily laugh-gasm here!