Flight attendant: would you like some headphones?
Me: how did you know my name is Phones?
Imagine if Tumblr payed you for every post
johnnynothumbs: juliannacroker: Imagine if you spelled PAID right
iamala: starksmash: instantremorse: i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it. OR THEY TALK OVER IT AND GO TO GET FOOD AND YOU’RE LIKE “SHOULD I PAUSE IT” AND THEYRE JUST LIKE “Nah it’s okay.”
me: wtf what tab is that coming from
How to stay in a relationship.
They say: we need to talk
you: no we don't.
tyrannia: if i can’t untangle something within like 3 minutes then i start having an emotional breakdown
glitterpen1s: you know that feeling when you’re on your period and you take a shower and you feel so clean and relieved and nice but then as soon as you turn the water off it’s a race against you, gravity and time